Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts

Sunday, October 11, 2015

So affectionate...

When I returned home after a long day, I found her waiting at the door for me. Her large brown eyes were full of love. She gave me a nice warm hug. I bent down and gently kissed her on her forehead. She playfully jumped on me and rested her head on my chest, her soft smooth hair brushing against my face.
I wanted to go inside but she had other plans. She had waited all day for this moment and she was not done just yet.
She reached for my face and planted a huge wet kiss on me.
She won't stop licking me all over, almost tearing my shirt in the process. I finally stopped resisting and gave in to her mood.
Let's play...

Damn, Dogs are so affectionate!

Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Great works of 2014!

2014 was a year of unprecedented political activity. Many reconfigurations were witnessed.
As the year draws to an end, here are a few biographies / autobiographies that I would love to see:

The Billion Dollar Brand – Shri A B Vajpayee
The Runaway Prince – Shri Arvind Kejriwal
I waited too long – by Shri L K Advani
I miss you Daddy – by Shri Uddhav Thackeray
Still Single and now Unemployed too – Smt. Mayawati
My Troubled Child – Smt. Sonia Gandhi
The Miscalculated Divorce – Shri Nitish Kumar
Politically Married – Shri Lalu Prasad Yadav
1/5th CM – Shri Akhlesh Yadav
Counting Down – Shri Mulayam Singh Yadav
No Comments (and its sequel) Still No Comments – Shri Manmohan Singh
The Legend who ended Dynasty Rule – Shri Rahul Gandhi
The Shadow Warrior – Shri Amit Shah
The Common Undefeated Enemy – Shri Narendra Modi


Feel free to add other worthy titles.